Monday, August 3, 2009

star wars galactic heroes

I was at target the other day looking at diffrent toys and all getting ideas.I then went into the star wars toys section i saw regular star wars toys and then i saw this! yep its star wars galactic heroes

http://toysheik.com/images2/CIMG7686.JPG
i mean look at this dont they look like babies what is up with this do you think george lucas actually allowed this!I mean look at there ears there pointed ooh look at lando calirissian hes a baby right there and he has a mustache.So the newest legend of zelda character is lando calirissian!check out this one below here yah its darth maul
http://www.toystoreinc.com/catalog/darth%20maul%20gh.jpg
oh my god look at this he was a evil sith lord now he's a evil sith baby!
oh my god look at this, this is insane it's baby darth vader with a removable helmet!




Anyway they still sell this if you want them.sSo i rank this hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
bad really i mean star wars action figures are great but this really!Also check back at my blog if you liked that there will be more posts from me.Bye!

rad repeatin tarzan

hey its moss back again to tell you about this toy right here its,Rad repeatin tarzan!
http://www.brianstoys.com/store/images/products/More/Tarzan_TarzanRepeating.jpg
Anyway just look at this thing look at the position of his hand he starts punching it and yells aaaaaahhhhhhhh.weird eh well anywayit was a little controversial too, you can also say anythng to it and he repeats it in the exact same voice.So i rank it hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

just plain weird or should i say just plain wrong tell me in the comments if think this is just wrong.Well anyway there will be more posts from me bye!

Friday, July 3, 2009

little mommy cuddle coo

The next toy I will review was very controversial its called little mommy cuddle coo and was thought to say"islam in the light".What?
http://blogs.thetimes.co.za/gatherer/files/2008/10/babyislam.jpg
What's wrong with that?I didn't really here it but even if she did say it what's wrong with that?
They also thought she said satan is king I listened 100 times she didn't say that. It does sound like she says islam is the light but what do you think here is a link for the audio

so i rank it mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

good its a good toy for little girls it is not like it says that.I also saw it again and it was censored!If there is another toy you want me to review contact me.Bye!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

american idol happy meal toys

It's a bad thing to make toys out of reality shows for example look at this

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13839/16_2007/Picture%206_0_0.png

Let us see what is up here hmm,a fake ipod that does nothing!A fake clapper that uh does not clap well.A fake guitar that does nothing either!A microphone thats does not record your voice or anything.And finally sunglasses that could only fit on a two year old so they look like simon cowell!I rank this mmmmmmmmmmmm

just plain weird, a reality show made into happy meal toys come on.

well that is definitely not my last post. Also tell me in the comment section is it good to make reality shows into happy meal toys?If there is another a toy you want me to review? contact me.

bye!

the hulkey pokey

the next toy i will review is the worst hulk toy ever made!Yes the hulk would probaly roll in his grave if he was dead or be ANGRY if he was ever actually alive.anyway heres a picture below



http://www.incrediblehulkonline.com/Hulk%20Pokey%20Hulk.jpg

take a good long look yup he sings the hokey pokey!I came across this at marshalls.You have to press his toenail for him to start singing really isn't that nuts!Whats next knitting spider man?hopskotch iron man?What are they doing!He also sounds like a 4 year old !Also if you tip him over he goes," Can you help me up?"The hulk cant get up!weird.Also its pretty violent while it sings it punches you so i rank it mmmmmmmmmm


bad, why do this to hulk?Tell me in the comments if should marvel do this to there other heroes?


Well there will be more posts from me bye!

Monday, June 29, 2009

baby laughalot

okay the next toy i am going to review is called baby laughalot .Literally this thing is like the scariest doll ever. It came out in 1971 and what you do is press a button on her shirt and she laughs like crazy.Anyway here's a commercial for it.

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Well anyway would you want to live in the same house with this thing ?I'd rather see chucky in my closet than this thing and yes this is a real toy.
also tell me in the comments if your a 70s kid did you have this thing or if you are not a 70s kid ask me if you would want this thing.So i rank this mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

bad,for creepiness

expect more from me! bye!

weird chimpanzee toy

Welcome to my first post. Well anyway, I’m going to talk about the strangest toys known to man starting with Chimpanzee So Real Unreal. Yes siree, take a look for yourself. I wonder if there is any resemblance in the pictures below. Tell me in the comments if you see resemblance.

http://www.productwiki.com/upload/images/alive_chimpanzee.jpg

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Well anyway, Chimpanzee So Real Unreal makes noise uncontrolablly by going “ooh ohh ahh ahh.” But really would you want to live in the same house with this? i\I mean really? Looks more like Cave Man So Real Unreal.

Any resemblance to this? ha ha.You could just pretend this thng is george W. bush."How do you feel about global warming?""ooh ooh ah ah."

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhz0C2WOdH5q1p5wEQ3nQvTbCA87RulXzuu8H4JRiPVDhibJ5BqI3RAb4Sw94_2N6r1RUA8g77IY_-b8sQFbOA3xeIaq6TeRX78sdeL5duzn-0mxS02UY8_skiPNl7-IeTv92qOXcZirg/s400/9george-bush.jpg

Anyway this is based on the show Planet Earth. They have made lots of toys based on planet earth, but overall this is one of the weirdest .

In the comment section tell a funny monkey joke. Mine will be, what do you call a chimp in a tree? a branch manager.You can get unless you are britney spears you might marry it!

I will review more toys thta are just plain weird that are just plain weird, expect more from me!

good bye for now!